Habang nagsesearch ako sa internet,nakaasidente akong napadpad sa isang website na aakalain mo namang mapupulutan mo ng mga aral at karunungan.. di pala, mapupulutan mo pala ng kalokohan (kagag*han at walang kakwenta-kwenta! Pramis!) dahil napupunuan ito ng mga walang kakwenta-kwentang impormasyon..na kung pupunta ka sa website na 'to at babasahin mo, nagsasayang ka ng oras sa pagbasa..dahiL nga kalokohan lahat! pero kung isa ka ng tao na gustong-sustong bumasa ng walang kakwenta-kwentang mga bagay, sige bisitahin mo..

Sa una, aakalain mong wikipedia ito..nung una ay akala ko rin kase na wikipedia e...nagtaka lang ako sa pangalan ng website,, iba! Uncyclopedia (di mo mapaghahalataang walang kuwentang encyclopedia! HAHA!) Katulad din kase ng wikipedia,, magkaparehas ng page...

Dahil na rin sa baguhan lang akong pumasok dun, nag-try akong magtype ng iseSeArch ko dun..ang 'PhiLippines,' ang pangalan ng Inang bansa natin..sa pambungad palang, nawindang ako sa nabasa ko.."Filipino Empire" ang bumungad saken..na may flag na ganito..



huh? flag ba naten 2? at may nakasulat pa na "Ang Dakilang Ubud-na-Malaking Emperyo at Kahariang ng Pilipinas!" Wow! kaharian na pala 2ng bansa naten!
Anong gobyerno naten d2? Imperial Monarchy / Fascist Republic!
Cnong PanguLo? E di si Queen Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo!!
Di ko akalaing pati ang "Manny Pacquiao money" magkakaroon ng value..at ito pa ang tinuturing na Piso na imperyo ng Pilipinas..

Kung mababasa ñu rin ang mga pUtahe dito sa Pilipinas..talaganG PUTAHE talaga!..yun ang sabi ng kaibigan k0! ewan ko sa iño kung anong expresyon ño r2..tulad na lang nga mga 2..

• Adobo is the most accepted and most uniform way to prepare meat by cooking the poor animal in its own bodily juices. Almost anything can be made "adobo" including dogmeat but thats one way of getting rid of the damn stray dog (and cat) problem.

• Halo-halo is a dessert where red beans, jello, lima beans, jizz, coconut husks, bamboo shoots, dead batteries, and paint thinner, are mixed in a bowl. A couple of d ice cream scoops are often topped to make it "special" (whatever that meant).

• Dinuguan is an apalling dish consisting of pig's blood and shredded pig offal (usually ears) that no Filipino really likes. However, because the Filipino has a deep-seated aversion to throwing out any food no matter how inedible, most feel compelled to try it. The Muslims in the south find this disgusting and haram but they're Muslim and nobody cares what they think.
• Pancit is usually made of thin noodles as greasy as possible and add assortment of random meats like pork (as always), beef, chicken, shrimp, rat, etc. A good pancit should have no flavor.

• Ube, a huge, glowing purple yam. It's "enriched" to produce a supersweet jam substance akin to uranium yellowcake. It's also the best-selling ice cream flavor among Filipinos, and yes, it's PURPLE!!!!

• Dogs have been known to disappear in the Philippines and reappear cooked and skeletonized. More popularly known as Azucena. Hey, we're not exactly first world here.

• Ratsilog is deep fried sewer rat with garlic fried rice and a fried egg. Served at Jollibee with fried coffee.

• Balut is a premature/aborted duck chick/fetus still in its shell. It is used by most Filipinos as an initiation tool for poor foreigners who don't know what it is. It is also the reason that abortion issues are still being debated in the country.

• Taho is a tasteless mixture of bean curd and tapioca balls. Usually drizzled with molasses to make this hippie crap tolerable.

• Sorbetes or dirty ice cream, is homemade ice cream sold on the street. As the name implies it is 'dirty' and god-knows-what else is in that thing. One look at the scary hobo that usually sells this stuff and you bet you would get, like, fifty infections tops.

• Ispageti (Filipino-style spaghetti) is one of the popular dishes in the country. You can catch this delectable dish at kids' birthday parties, town fiestas and at funeral wakes. Its sauce consist mostly of sugar, sliced red (yes, RED!!!) hotdogs, a gallon of banana catsup (that's Filipino ketchup), ground pork (Again! Or beef, or chicken, or whatever.), filled cheese, and hardly any tomato sauce. The noodles should be super soggy (al dente noodles are for homos). It's so popular that you can actually buy this popular treat at American fast food joints such as McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, Pizza Hut, Carl's Jr., Popeye's, KFC, El Pollo Loco, Starbucks, TGI Fridays and at ACE Hardware Stores nationwide.

• Tae ng Kalabaw (literally, Bullshit) is a very popular dessert. Made from brown carabao milk, it was discovered by the Spaniards in 1592.

• LeChe Flan is also a very popular dessert. "LeChe" in English means "made of shit", which coincidentally, is made of shit. The main ingredients are animal shit, Jell-O, and any other weird shit of choice.

• Filipino college students are known to be excessive cheapskates, even when it comes to food. They don't mind living on preservatives, carcinogens, and toxic waste as long as it's cheap. Hence the Siomai Rice Meal. Usually priced at 30 pesos (or less), this meal consists of genetically modified rice, with four pieces of deep-fried siomai (pork dimsum) on the side. Students usually order extra servings of rice and kerosene soy sauce (which has to be Marca Piña-salty) for free. They'd even go for second servings of rice, thirds even! How they manage to fit those tiny crap dumplings with mounds and mounds of rice remains a mystery to others, especially amongst elitists (Ateneans, LaSallians, etc).

Kung mababasa mo pa ang ibang impormasyon, puro walang kakwenta-kwenta.. di ko na rin tinuloy basahin dahil walang kakwenta-kwenta nga di ba? Nakakabastos na rin kase sa bansa naten...pero gayunpaman, di rin pala tayo ang binabastos di2..sa mga iba't-ibang bansa rin meron..meron mga kalokohang mga info tulad sa Japan, U.S.A., Iraq, China, atbp. Ultimong mga famous sientist tulad ni Albert Einstein nandun din..at iba pang mga kilalang tao... mga sikat na hollywood actors & actresses nandun din! san ka pa?

Di ko talaga alam kung ano ba ang motive ng mga gumawa ng webpage na 'to..dahil mantakin ninyo magpapakahirap sila at magsasayang ng oras sa paggawa ng website na 'to para lang magcompiLe ng mga walang kakwen-kwentang mga informasyon na ganito? talagang nagmukha talagang internet encyclopedia ang websites na 'to e. Yun nga lang kalokohan lahat! Haaayzt!..mga tao nga namang walang magawa sa buhay..!

Sa paglilibot-libot ko na rin sa website na 'to, marami rin akong nabasa na walang kakwenta-kwentang bagay..tulad na lang nito..

*ang unibersidad na may highest IQ sa Pilipinas ay ang Sillyman University..

*kung di ako nagkakamali, may 11 tayo raw na relihiyon sa Pilipinas! Huh? ito ay ang Roman Catholicism, Ang Dating Daan, Iglesia ni Cristo, El Shaddai, Evangelican Christianity, Pacquiaoism, Wowowee-ism, Tukul Arawanaism, Shitoism, Islam..

*Red Horse Beer, an extra strong beer brewed from horsepiss that comes in 40 oz. bottles. Perfect for drunken incest!..

*Ang pinakakauna-unahang pornograpiya sa buong mundo ay ang kuha kay Mary Pickford, isang Silent movie star, na kung saan ay pinakita niya ang kanyang 'pussy'??




*Ang bus na makikita sa Tokyo, Japan, Negros del Norte, Philippines. The Filipino Empire is well known for the excellent bus services they provide.





*Kung malaman mong ganito pala makipagharutan si Tom Cruise sa mga babae, gugustuhin mo pa rin ba xia?..pati si Oprah di pinatawad..

*Nakita mo na ba ang pinakaCute sa lahat ng pagsabog? Kung di ka pa nakakita, e2 nasa litrato..



* Kung sakaling nakidnap ang pamiLya mo, anong gagawin mo??



*Panoorin kung pano magbaLLroom dancing ang aso kay Pink Panther!


*Si Einstein pala, nde lang basta scientist,, makata rin pala!






*Ikaw? gusto mo pa bang maging newscaster kung sakaling ang binabalita mong suspek ay ikaw?? Tulad nito..




*Kakain kaya kayo kung ganito ang pangaLan ng karinderia..presenting,,'ANg Pinakapangit na Carinderia dito sa Pilipinas'..! (Pasantabi na lang po sa mga kumakain!)


*At ang huli, alam mo ba ang kauna-unahang restaurant sa buong mundo ay ang McDonalds? di kayu naniniwala?







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Kung gus2 ñu pa ng mga ganitong impormasyong puro kalokohan..at sawa na rin keo sa pagbasa nitong BLOG ko..,,..